Object Lesson
pixiebell arghhhh, can’t find my skinny belt
pixiebell will have to buy one at lunch because this outfit looks retarded
NEET1079 use the fat belt, pixie.
NEET1079 faaaaat
[...time elapses...]
pixiebell Nestor: I ended up changing outfits 
NEET1079 ahahahaha
NEET1079 hahahaha
NEET1079 I suspected that’d be the result
pixiebell hahaha
pixiebell ok, off to work~ later guys
Okay kids. Class is in session. Why did I suspect that pixie would change her entire outfit?
Let’s pretend you have a particular outfit. one part doesn’t match. What’s the logical conclusion?
1. find a replacement part, or make due without it.
Now, Let’s pretend you’re a woman, and repeat the same scenario:
1. CHANGE OUTFITS COMPLETELY.
The lesson learned? The most irrational and inexplicable conclusion is the most logical conclusion for a woman.
This has been a public service announcement.
Just kidding, I felt like being a chauvinist ass. 
Ha! I am glad you threw the just kidding in there. We all know how I like to argue the “woman can be logical” point.
I could also just be a walking contradiction.