Anime makes you Gay~
All right you fuckers, listen up. I got me a goddamn fucking soapbox and I’m gonna work that shit.
Read for amusement, boredom, or skip over it. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Anime makes you gay.
I used to know a bunch of otaku geek fucks in college that are the spitting definition of Otakus. They all share some things in common:
1. They’re socially inept.
2. They live with their parents
3. They haven’t had a girlfriend in their life, or if they have, it’s been for so short a time it doesn’t count.
4. They have no interest in girls (or say that they don’t).
5. They seem to think themselves intellectually superior to everyone else.
Here’s the deal: open your pants sometime, and take a look at that meat ‘tween your legs. That’s a penis, right? A dork, a Dongle, a dick, cock, pussy-pleaser, cuntripper, whatever you wanna call it, it’s there for a goddamn reason, and it’s not just to run water out of.
Don’t gimme none of that shit about “I wanna focus on my school/ job/ etc before I worry about girls.” You know why? You’re socially crippled as it is, what do you think it’ll be like when you’re out of high school? College? Work? When exactly will you have time? While you’re shunning things like social maturity and interacting with the opposite sex, other people who aren’t afraid of such normal things are snapping up girls that are more than willing to be snapped up. You know what that means? You’re gonna be left with the dregs of human society, who, like you, can’t take care of themselves or their attitudes.
women are fucking people too. They’ve got thoughts, feelings, personalities and attitudes just like you, except they’re more strongly developed than you, because they’re predisposed to be that way. Holy shit, didn’t think of that, didja? Women are social creatures by nature. They socialize with each other the same way we breathe.
Before you get all high and mighty on me, and tell me I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about, I’m telling you these things from both first and second-hand experience. You’re not going to get a girl unless you’re socially mature. You’re not going to be socially mature until you get off your high horse. You’re not gonna be able to get off your high horse until you realize you’re the exact same as the ‘bottom-feeding scum’ you think everyone else is.
Don’t get me wrong, you may tell me, “I’m seriously not interested in girls.” Okay, fine. Admit you’re gay. It’s either the one or the other. Either you want a girl you can hug, kiss, fuck, lick, talk to, share things with, or you wanna get bent over and have your shit packed. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure there’s wonderful elements to being gay, but it’s not my thing. Since it’s not my thing, I can afford to be crude about it.
Admit it. You’re Jealous and fucking scared. you live in perpetual envy of the people who can talk to girls, and fear because you’re afraid of several things, listed in order of priority.
1. Yourself.
2. Your penis.
3. Girls.
4. Rejection.
You’re afraid of yourself, because somehow you got the idea that being self-confident is a bad thing. maybe you got ragged on when you were younger. maybe you were weaker than the others, maybe you got picked on when you tried to be yourself, maybe nobody gave a shit. Guess what, you’re an adult now and you can’t let shit from your fucking childhood hold you down and hold you back. Drop your fucking baggage and fucking step up.
You’re afraid of your penis. Guess what? Every guy has one. We all think about sex. You know the average male thinks about sex every 15 seconds? Don’t fucking deny it, you do too. I’m not saying you’re a sex-crazed fiend, and I’m certainly not saying to hump all and sundry. What I am saying, however, is acknowledge your fucking maleness. Acknowledge, embrace, understand, and fucking use it. Women are attracted to men. That’s the way of the world. If you want to be noticed by women, be a man. That means being upright, responsible, intelligent, assertive, self-possessed, aggressive, competetive, and strong in both mind and body. You’re not going to attract women acting like a timid little boy. Don’t be afraid of the penis. Be proud of it.
You’re afraid of girls. Who wouldn’t be? They control everything, even if they don’t know it. It’s a difference of perspective; the saying goes “They sit on the one place you most want to be” and that’s fucking true. You want their pussy, and they couldn’t care less, they sit on that damn thing all the time. They control whether or not you get to have sex, decent orgasms (yeah, that furtive beating off thing doesn’t compare) reproduce, whatever. You want it with every fiber of your hormone-charged, horny male being, and they couldn’t care less. That’s damn intimidating, right? Of course it is. But guess what? Like I said, Girls are fucking people too. Not only that, but they’re silly people. They worry about the craziest shit, like whether or not they’re appreciated, cared for, loved, whether or not they’re attractive, or what-have-you. They’re not difficult, they’re people. They’re not impossible to understand, because they’re like you and me. They’re not alien creatures, put here to annoy and distract us. They’re the other half of us. They’re certainly not superior to us; they complement us.
It might seem like we argue, deliberate, negotiate, plead and bribe our way into getting pussy, but really, that’s what we call ‘romance’.
You’re afraid of rejection. Guess what? so is everyone else. But it’s nothing to be worried about. as I understand it, 52% of the world’s population is female. That means sooner or later, you’ll find someone that agrees with you and you click. You literally have to keep trying. Don’t fucking give up, that’s weak and stupid. You might die over and over in your stupid fucking video games, but you don’t give up there, why give up with girls?
I’ve systematically proven to you that you’re just the same as everyone else and that women are the same as you. Either you’re straight, and you can fix your little problems, or you’re a fucking faggot that needs to admit who you are and what you want.
That is all.