Posted by Andrew.
Sep
22
Posted by Andrew.
From early 2009
Richard walked into the girls changing room in the first week because he thought it was the exit. If the internet is anything to go by, Richard should have seen kissing girls and wet t-shirt competitions. I once asked a girl about this and she said nothing actually goes on in those rooms. It’s the truth and it’s boring. It’s like science when they try to explain UFOs as satellites. It’s never as good as you pictured it …
Sep
22
Posted by Andrew.
From late 2008
I like College, I actually do. I don’t mind the people, and I don’t mind the class work. I will happily trudge along in the morning, through the wind and cold, sit down, listen to my lectures and then trudge all the way back again.
“Give it a couple of weeks…”, I say to myself most mornings, “…and I’ll absolutely resent this.”
Thankfully so far my predictions have been false, but as I said, give it a few more weeks …
Sep
22
Posted by Andrew.
From late 2007
Perhaps I should become a Journalist/Column writer? I now hate a certain friend of mine for suggesting this, because the more I think about it the more I like the idea.
I have never even considered this before. As a young kid I always wanted to be a helicopter pilot or a rally driver. Since becoming a bigger kid, over the past few years I have considered being a Doctor, a computer programmer, an engineer, a philosopher, a …
Sep
22
Posted by Andrew.
Late 2007
Every year I always tell everyone how I’m, like, totally reformed and stuff and that I’m going to really push myself to reach my full potential. I usually just get a ‘Yeah… right’ as a reply and I’m all like ‘No, rly!’ but I don’t think anyone has every believed me. It’s probably because it’s never happened so it’s basically like trying to catch a fart in the wind.
Back in the days when my life got a bit dodgy, …
Sep
22
Posted by Andrew.
My Gym Experience
From late 2006.
The gym comes around for me once a week. I have enjoyed it so far, in a strange kind of way. I used to go with this guy called Jonathan until fate fucked his knee up in PE, and he couldn’t go after that without greeting about it every five minutes. So after a few calls I managed to get David out.
Two girls wanted to go with me at one point, but this never happened. One …
Sep
22
Posted by Andrew.
Sometime in early 2007
I was assigned to do work experience for a week at the College’s marketing Department the other week. This is my log I wrote during them long boring hours on my friend’s forum. The content of my log has been cut down because it included lots of rude words. It still does, mind you, so try not to think of the state it was before or your mind might explode.
DAY 1
Monday, 9AM
Introduced to marketing staff by small …